Uski yaad ayi hai sanso....!

Uski yad ayi hai sanso....!
zara aahista chalo....!
Dharkanon say bi ibadat main khalal parta hai....!

Chamakte taaron mai dhoondhnay kisi apne ko
Chand pagal hai, andheray mai nikal parta hai

Aik deewana musaafir hai mairi aankhon main
Waqt bay waqt thehar jata hai, phir chal parta hai

Apni taabeer kay chakkar mai mera jagta Khuwaab
Roz sooraj ki tarha apne ghar say nikal parta hai

Roz pathar ki himayat mai ghazal likhtay hain
Roz sheeshon se koi kaam nikal parta hai

Uski yaad ayi hai sanso....!
Zara aahista chalo....!
Dharkanon say bi ibaadat mai khalal parta hai....!

Khamosh Lehje Mere Hamdam

Khamosh Lehje Mere Hamdam

Kbi Bola Nhi Karte

DardoGham Ko Her Kisi k Saamnay

Khola Nhi Karte

Mohabbat To Mohabbat Hay

Bari Anmol Hoti hay

Mohabbat Ko Tarazu Main

Kbi Tola Nhi Karte

Mere Khamosh Rehne Pr

Koi ilzam Mat Dena

Samandar To Samandar HaiN

Kbhi Bola Nhi Krte.

One Economical Thought

One Economical Thought:

The Best Line Which Helps To Save Money
When Going On Dinner With Your Girlfriend:

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"Bol Kiya Khayegi MOTI?" :-)

Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai

Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aetabar Karna Hai.
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Yeh Tujhko Jagte Rehne Ka Shauq Kab Se Hua,
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai

Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aetabar Karna Hai.
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Yeh Tujhko Jagte Rehne Ka Shauq Kab Se Hua,
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

Khud Ko Beqarar Bhi Kyun

Bila Jawaz Rakhein Khud Ko Beqarar Bhi Kyun,
Jo Tu Nahin To Phir Tera Intezar Bhi Kyun.
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Akele Pan Ka Safar Jab Mera Muqaddar Hai,
To Phir Ae Wada Shikan Teri Rehguzar Bhi Kyun.
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Usey Ganwa Ke Raha Ab Khizaon Ki Zad Mein,
Jo Woh Nahi To Phir Mosam-E-Bahar Bhi Kyun.

Zakhm Itne Gehray Hain

Zakhm Itne Gehray Hain Izhaar Kya Karen,
Hum Khud Nishana Ban Gaye Vaar Kya Karen.
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Mar Gaye Hum Magar Khuli Rahi Aankhen,
Ab Is Se Zyada Hum Intezaar Kya Karen.

Sadion Say Jaagi Aankhon Ko

Sadion Say Jaagi Aankhon Ko Ek Baar Sulanay Aa Jao,
Mana K Tum Ko Pyar Nahi Nafrat Hee Jatanay Aa Jao.

Jis Mor Pay Hum Ko Chor Gaye Hum Baithay Ab Tak Soch Rahay,
Kya Bhool Hui Kyou Juda Huway Bus Yeh Samjhanay Aa Jao.

Har Lamha Teri Furqat Mein Hum Tarsay Rahay,
Meri Manoo Tum Is Dil Ko Kuch Pal Behlanay Aa Jao.

Mathematicians Film Producers

If Mathematicians Became Film Producers,
The Title Would Be Something Like This...

-Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity

-Main Log Ki Deewani Hoon

-Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge

-Hum Solution Nikal Chuke Sanam

-Humara Differential Aapke Paas Hai

-Kyun? Summation Ho Gaya Na

-Maine Maths Kyun Liya

-3 Variables

-My Name Is Integration and I Am Not Derivative. :-)

# 1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha

1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?

Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K

Phir Sailab Kab Aaega





Muje Rashan Nai Mila. :-)

Wife go to doctor

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

sachi dosti

January 3rd, 2008 by admin, 1 Comment

KBC quiz show may Shahrukh ne mujh se poocha.
“Dunya ka sub se bara gadha kon hai?”
May ne 1 caror gawa dia per tera name nahi bataya….
sachi dosti..

apni dosti

Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare,Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare,mahek kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,dosti aisi ho ji milne ko majbur kare

Best…Feeling

Best…Gift
‘ZINDAGI’
Best…Ahsaas
‘KHUSHI’
Best…Feeling
‘PYAAR’
Best…Relation
‘DOSTI’
Best…Person
‘HUM’
Best…brother
….’HUM’..

Dosti

~DOSTI~
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …

Ache dost

Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.’-..’-.

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai

Hatheli pe jaan

Kahin Andher to Kahin Sham hogi,Meri Har Khushi tere Naam hogi,Kuch Maang k to dekh a mere Dost,Hontoon pay Hansi aur Hatheli pe Jaan Hogi

Mujhe dard-e-ishq

Muje dard-e-ishq ka maza malum hai, Dard-e-dil ki inteha malum hai, Zindgi bhar muskrane ki dua na dena, Muje pal bhar muskrane ki saza malum hai.

An old lady gave

An oLd Lady gave the busS Drivr penuts 2 eat.
Ths happnd 4 several Times.
The drivr said ' Y have u givn me such wondrful peanuts to eat?
Why don't u eat thm urself?'
The Lady replied 'i dont have teth to munch thm'

Drivr:
Then why u bought them?
Old Lady: I just Love the chocolate Around thm. Hahaha:-D

Aisa Kabi na karna

Tum kuch jawab na do
Aisa kabi na krna

Mujse hi milke hasna
Mujse hi milke rona
Mujse bichar ke jee lo
Aisa kabi na krna

Tm chaand banke rehna
Main dekhta rahun ga
Kisi roz tum na niklo
Aisa Kabi na karna

Tm chale jaoo
Jab b to dekhun tmhara rasta
Tm loat ke na aaoo
Aisa Kabi na karna